The League of Gentlemen’s Apocalypse

Not to be confused or associated with that piece of crap film starring Sean Connery, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, you can forget about superheroes. Think more along the lines of an evil butcher, a foul mouthed lesbian vicar, a camp German vampire... 

Kingdom of Heaven

There’s a moment in Kingdom of Heaven where our hero Balian asks his enemy Saladin what the city of Jerusalem is worth to him. “Nothing,” he replies. “Everything.” This paradox is the prevailing problem with the film itself;... 

Underworld: The Unrated Extended Cut

Underworld (2003) is a comic book movie in search of a comic book. It is not actually adapted from an existing one but it looks and sounds like it could be and, more obviously, influenced by other movies. Like many big budget studio offerings, it is written...